Celebrity Bestiality

Hot horny babes licking a huge horse cock. This sluts enjoys horse blowjob.
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While browsing the web, I came upon an entry called “Top 10 Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend might be into Animal Love”. Needless to say, that little article had me laughing and rolling over in a matter of seconds and it had inspired me to write my version of it, the guy’s point of view anyway. I may post the girl’s point of view version of it soon. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it.
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Signs Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When she comes over to your house she ignores you and snuggles up to your pet Schnauzer(the DOG, you pervert!!!!) and says “Hello, handsome, wanna play?”

9. You take a take at her diary by stealth and learn that the handsome 14-inch cock stallion she was fucking out with in the race derbies while you were away, was actually a REAL horse.

8. You were browsing this website for a “quickie” and you see her picture being fucked by that dog you gave her last Christmas ago.

7. Having sex with her in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. She is happy when you tell her about you have to go away for the weekend and you need her to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When she says she sleeps with her dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4: She actually has orgasms while watching the Animal Planet Special Big Cats”.

3. You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And she’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. When she tells you to fuck her pussy, she means that huge white Siberian Tiger she had chained up by the bed and not her.

And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1. She screams out her dog’s name while having sex with you.

And here’s another one!!! Have fun!!!

A big black bud banged a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Out of boredom, Auntie Minnie dragged her pet hound to lick off creamy doggie cum off its cock.
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And here’s another one for you!!! Enjoy!!!

Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fuckered fowlers.
Did Peter Fucker fuck a flock of fuckered fowlers?
If Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fucked fowlers,
where’s the flock of fuckered fowlers Peter Fucker fucked?

This horny couple loves to have sex with their pet.
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Tiger Love

It was one boring day. My parents were out on some dumb doctor’s convention, so her I was alone in the house. I stayed in my room, sitting on my bed as I watched TV. Fuck. There was nothing to watch, I thought as I started flipping through the channels with my remote. Giving up, I turned the TV off and lay back down, staring up at the ceiling in frustration. It was a hot day. So I was only wearing a small almost see through sleeveless white top and a pair of cotton shorts.

Suddenly I heard a meow; I turned and saw Tiger my pet cat, entering my room. Like me, he must be very pissed off, I thought. He has not been able to get out of the house for the past few nights, ever since the neighbor’s Doberman broke its leash.

I was surprised when he jumped in the bed and started licking the exposed part of my stomach. It was ticklish feeling his sandpaper tongue rubbing my skin but I let him do it. Soon, he was reaching down below my navel so I unbuttoned my shorts and took down my panties. All of a sudden, he stopped and started sniffing my pussy, and would not stop. I got surprised that what he was doing was making me all wet, and lay back there watching what he will do next. Suddenly, Tiger let out a soft growl and I felt his tongue licking my pussy like crazy.

Tiger ignored this and went deeper and deeper into me. I wanted more as he continued licking inside me. I was mindless. I could think of nothing else but what my cat was doing to me and silently prayed that he won’t stop. I felt this incredibly amazing sense of pleasure and ecstasy washing all over me until bit by bit my enormous feeling of arousal became a heightened sense of enjoyment, arching my pelvis higher and higher until it became a massive and explosive orgasm!

I did not know how long I lay there on my bed, feeling exhausted after what I have gotten through, until I felt fur being rubbed on my neck and the sensation of cat tongue against my cheek. Opening my eyes, I saw Tiger lying on my chest and staring at me with those feline eyes. I smiled and began to stroke his fur gently.

“You and me, Tiger.” I whispered. “You and me forever.”

The End?

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Signs That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex

10: He wonders why your other friends giggle to themselves when you tell him you were just giving the dog a bath in your bathroom.

9: He wonders why that eel on his aquarium keeps on dying every time he comes home from a business trip. Note: You were looking after his apartment.

8: He then wonders later why your pussy smell kinda fishy during sex.

7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Doggy and I just finished.”

6: He wonders why the dog he gave you last Christmas suddenly seems to hate him now.

5: You tell him you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.

4: After having a fight, you get drunk and wake up in a stable. You call your boyfriend to pick you up. He asks, “What the hell happened to you?” You answer, “Riding?”

3: He accepts the fact that when he caught you in the cow pen with white milky fluid on your face you were just milking the cows but got so thirsty and drank the milk afterwards..

2: He doesn’t like going to your place anymore because he feels that all your pets are giving him evil looks.

And the number one sign that your Boyfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……

1. You tell him that you want him to fuck her pussy and he says, “Well, okay honey. But could we please get rid of that large tiger first?”

And here’s another one for you to twist yer tongues with! Enjoy!!

Once a fellow sucked a foal of Yellow
In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a foal of Yellow, “If a fellow sucks a foal of Yellow, Can a foal of Yellow suck a fellow sucker of a foal of Yellow?”