Celebrity Bestiality

Horsing Around

I lay down in the hay. His legs were so long, his lovely strong body towering above me. It was so scary lying down under him, yet I was so boned up that I didn’t care. His cock hung down, swaying at me, and then to my delight a hot gush of piss sprayed out onto my naked body. The odor was so strong. Fuck! I was so horny! I lay there enjoying the powerful jet of horse piss spraying me. Hitting my cock, my belly, splashing all over me. It was hitting my face, and I couldn’t resist. I moved down and took some into my mouth. The strong taste of horse piss hit my tongue.

My cock was aching for release, but I forced myself to wait. With the stream still going strong, I knelt up and took hold of the leathery shaft. I rubbed my hands up it length until I reached his two warm ball sacks. I cupped them in my hands, feeling their weight. I returned back to his wonderful cock, rubbed its length with my piss-wet hands. His stream of piss had subsided. Until there was a slow waning drip on the end. I ducked my head down to his cock and sucked on the tip. As I rubbed his cock again, I felt a slight twitch as he began to harden up. I caressed his warm shaft, licking into the hole at the end, getting even more boned by the feeling of the horse cock hardening at my touch. His shaft grew, and it was soon as long as my arm.

The head flared out. I so wanted it inside me- but there was no way it would fit into my teenaged ass. I licked up its length, my hands following my tongue, and wanked him off. I returned to the huge cock head, sitting on the floor I took as much in as I could. I sat on the floor, sliding first one hand up his huge length, followed by the other, replacing one hand at the end when I reached my full stretch, thereby continuously fucking him off.

It seamed to take for ever, but all of a sudden his started to buck a bit. I scrambled out the way of his hooves, but kept hold of his beautiful cock. Suddenly a gallon of cum gushed out, coating my legs. I raised it up, letting it spray onto my hard cock. I rubbed my prick head which almost made me shoot my out load. The horse was still shooting cum. I ducked down, letting the cum shower my head. Oh fuck was I horny!

With my entire body nearly cover in horse cum; I set about arranging my own release. Lifting his tail, I pressed a finger onto his hole, he twitched and open up. My finger easily slid in with his cum acting as lube. I soon had two then three fingers inside his puckered hole. I slipped another in, then my thumb. I found I could slide my arm into his ass. To my delight I could feel soft warm shit inside. I grabbed hold of a piece and pulled my hand out. As my hand come out the stallions hole opened out and out came a full load of pale brown shit, landing on my feet. I rubbed it down my chest and onto my cock.

I pulled over a stool, got up behind my friend and aimed my hard cock at his hole. I slid in without resistance, yet the pressure on my cock was beyond it. With only a few strokes into his ass I was shooting cum inside his hole. I fell forward, resting my head on his strong back, his tail twitching, ticking my dried cum covered skin. I got down from the stool. How could I resist? I lifted his tail and planted my lips on his hole, sucking out my cum from his ass. I could feel his ass muscles working, twitching away under my lips. Damn! Such a fucking turn-on. I slipped my fingers inside him again.

To my dismay, the wonderful stallion decided he’d had enough. He reared up pulling away from me. I slid out the barn into the house to clean up…

I sigh. Playtime was over.

French Bitch

She was straying along the dark street. Quite a delightful Dalmatian: a perfect body, snow-white fur, jet-black spots, sparkling eyes but in spite of the esthetic grace, nobody loved her. She did not know sincere affection or who she was. All she recalled was her cruel master having beaten her up day after day She ran away. It was at the end of October, and if she did not find shelter soon enough, winter would freeze her life-giving blood, making her die an icy death. She did not mind how cold the fall wind was blowing; she was out to find true love.

The old clock of Lyon’s reverend cathedral stuck twelve. She stopped. There was s slight noise. She laid back her black ears, hearing a distant growl, and at the very same moment, she smelled a familiar scent: It was another dog. The roused bitch started running thru the calm lanes.

Panting, she reached a remote manor at the municipal periphery. All was quiet. She sniffed. The luring smell was coming from inside. She slunk around the noble villa till the stumbled on an unlocked backdoor. The wakeful hound stepped thru the silent darkness, climbed up the high stairs to the second floor, stood still. There it was; the other dog was near. She felt its heavy breath. Her sharp gaze fell on a husky Dalmatian baring its blazing teeth; his blood-red prick was glittering in the pale moonlight. She knew he was horny.

He snarled, she froze too scared to stir. Putting his scratchy paws around her velvety flanks, he sprang at her, shoving his stiff dick into her tender cunt. She enjoyed, though her tiny hymen tore and his swelling knot stretched her virgin vagina to a new limit. Their boundless lust rose with each of his violent thrusts. Just when they were having a common climax, a harsh flash blinded her gaping eyes.

“Pour l’amour de Dieu!”

An elegant man in a silky nightshirt was standing at the open door. Her angelic pulchritude bewitched him on the spot. The tied bitch made him join in the fiery fucking. He undressed and lifted his smooth leg over his yowling dog. His erect penis slid into her exposed asshole. Both throbbing dicks gelling her touchy innards at once brought her to a second orgasm. She got a lovely home.

Diana’s First Time

I grew up in a good family of 4 girls in North East England. I’m the second youngest and being a good girl was very innocent and naive. At the age of 13 or 14 I was at Grammar School, the first girl in our family to go and did I have bad puberty with small breasts and an almost constant bladder infection! I had to get the bus to school every day and walked and stood alone! Every morning a big dog would pass me and growl. I was scared of it not surprisingly.

This particular morning I was running late and rushed to the stop, I had to pee really badly…. Behind the stop was a big beech hedge and with care I slipped through it. Taking off my knickers I crouched leaning my back against a tree. Gosh did that feel good, so I closed my eyes. I then felt something warm and wet on my lips, I opened my eyes to see the big black dog that I hated licking up my urine. Terror! So I stayed really still and let the dog do what it wanted….

Now let me explain I was a complete innocent and had at this time never played with myself, I was a good girl!

The feel of the dog’s tongue on my pussy was beginning to feel nice, and I guess now I was wet for a different reason. I had an orgasm and the dog continued to lick. Again and again I came; the world was a far off place that was a dream. Next thing I awoke and tried to stand up, the dog had gone; I was groggy and confused so staggered home. Mum put me to bed thinking I was sick, though I don’t know what she thought of the fact that I was carrying my knickers in my hand and they had a muddy paw print on them.

HEADLINE NEWS: Superman and Batman ‘More than Just Friends?’ Their Intimate Relationship Revealed! — A story by Lois Lane, your intrepid reporter for the Daily Planet

Citizens of the superhero and crimefighter universe were thrown into chaos when security surveillance cameras at the Justice League Watchtower caught a very intimate moment between two of the World’s Finest, Batman and Superman, just after the Justice League came home from Apokalipse battling the forces of Darksied.

“We always knew Superman and Batman held private conferences post missions but we never thought… Oh man, I think I need a few drinks…” John Stewart, member of the Green Lantern Corps and one of the founding members of the Justice League said during an interview.

Jonn Jonz aka Martian Manhunter told us. “I always knew that Batman had this strange…magnetic personality. Those two always had a bond between them. It was inevitable that those two uhm… mate.”

Nightwing, formerly Robin and leader of the Titans was not happy with the current situation and had this to say, “Bruce, HOW COULD YOU???!!!! First it was the Joker, then the Catwoman, Poisonivy, the Penguin, then that bitch that Ra’s Al Guhl had for a daughter, Barbara…uh, Oracle, Black Canary, Huntress, Cass…uh Batgirl, Harlequin, Zatanna, Wonderwoman, Circe and now THIS!!!! ARGHH!!!! We are SOOOOO over!!!” (Nightwing runs crying to Starfire)

Shayera Hol aka Hawkgirl said: “I’m so happy for Superman. You see, Bruce… I mean, Batman was the best I ever had, and I thank Diana for telling me all about his other talents. I mean, John doesn’t have it… uhm, you’re not gonna record this, are you?”

Flash meanwhile had this had to say. “Well, Batman didn’t exactly have a sane head, you what I mean. Being broody all the time, going against all those psychos in Gotham, doing nightly patrols with the rest of the Batclan. Can you imagine what goes on with the Bat, Robin, Batgirl and Catwoman on at night? Man, that’s a scary thought. What? It’s not like Supes and Bats are gonna come out of the Fortress of Solitude and the Batcave soon and kill me. I mean, they’d never do anything to kill sweet lil Flash. Will they?”

We hope so, Flash. For your sake.

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All right fans, here is it the long awaited other version of the Signs. Comment, suggestions and criticisms are allowed. Feel free to laugh your head off. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it.
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Signs Your Boyfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When YOU come over to HIS house, his female Doberman acts as though she’s some jealous girlfriend wanting to rip the neck of the other bitch that sleeps with HER mate aka YOU.

9. You take a peek at his Palm top by stealth and learn that the real reason he was out at the race derbies was to meet someone named ‘Apple’ only to discover later that Apple was not one of the jockeys but was actually a REAL horse.

8. His DVD collection now consists of the following titles: Humping with Lassie, Fuck Willy, and The Horse of Zorro.

7. Having sex with him in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. He is happy when you tell him about you have to go away for the weekend and you need him to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When he says he sleeps with his dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4: He actually prefers watching Animal Planet than spending time with his X-box.

3: You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And he’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. He keeps on explaning to you that “Kitty cat” is his pet name for your uh, pussy and and he doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that your cat is pregnant.

And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1. He keeps on having wet dreams involving some nasty four-legged ladies from the Police’s K9 Department..

While browsing the web, I came upon an entry called “Top 10 Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend might be into Animal Love”. Needless to say, that little article had me laughing and rolling over in a matter of seconds and it had inspired me to write my version of it, the guy’s point of view anyway. I may post the girl’s point of view version of it soon. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it.
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Signs Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When she comes over to your house she ignores you and snuggles up to your pet Schnauzer(the DOG, you pervert!!!!) and says “Hello, handsome, wanna play?”

9. You take a take at her diary by stealth and learn that the handsome 14-inch cock stallion she was fucking out with in the race derbies while you were away, was actually a REAL horse.

8. You were browsing this website for a “quickie” and you see her picture being fucked by that dog you gave her last Christmas ago.

7. Having sex with her in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. She is happy when you tell her about you have to go away for the weekend and you need her to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When she says she sleeps with her dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4: She actually has orgasms while watching the Animal Planet Special Big Cats”.

3. You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And she’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. When she tells you to fuck her pussy, she means that huge white Siberian Tiger she had chained up by the bed and not her.

And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1. She screams out her dog’s name while having sex with you.

And here’s another one!!! Have fun!!!

A big black bud banged a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

And here’s another one for you!!! Enjoy!!!

Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fuckered fowlers.
Did Peter Fucker fuck a flock of fuckered fowlers?
If Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fucked fowlers,
where’s the flock of fuckered fowlers Peter Fucker fucked?

Tiger Love

It was one boring day. My parents were out on some dumb doctor’s convention, so her I was alone in the house. I stayed in my room, sitting on my bed as I watched TV. Fuck. There was nothing to watch, I thought as I started flipping through the channels with my remote. Giving up, I turned the TV off and lay back down, staring up at the ceiling in frustration. It was a hot day. So I was only wearing a small almost see through sleeveless white top and a pair of cotton shorts.

Suddenly I heard a meow; I turned and saw Tiger my pet cat, entering my room. Like me, he must be very pissed off, I thought. He has not been able to get out of the house for the past few nights, ever since the neighbor’s Doberman broke its leash.

I was surprised when he jumped in the bed and started licking the exposed part of my stomach. It was ticklish feeling his sandpaper tongue rubbing my skin but I let him do it. Soon, he was reaching down below my navel so I unbuttoned my shorts and took down my panties. All of a sudden, he stopped and started sniffing my pussy, and would not stop. I got surprised that what he was doing was making me all wet, and lay back there watching what he will do next. Suddenly, Tiger let out a soft growl and I felt his tongue licking my pussy like crazy.

Tiger ignored this and went deeper and deeper into me. I wanted more as he continued licking inside me. I was mindless. I could think of nothing else but what my cat was doing to me and silently prayed that he won’t stop. I felt this incredibly amazing sense of pleasure and ecstasy washing all over me until bit by bit my enormous feeling of arousal became a heightened sense of enjoyment, arching my pelvis higher and higher until it became a massive and explosive orgasm!

I did not know how long I lay there on my bed, feeling exhausted after what I have gotten through, until I felt fur being rubbed on my neck and the sensation of cat tongue against my cheek. Opening my eyes, I saw Tiger lying on my chest and staring at me with those feline eyes. I smiled and began to stroke his fur gently.

“You and me, Tiger.” I whispered. “You and me forever.”

The End?

Signs That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex

10: He wonders why your other friends giggle to themselves when you tell him you were just giving the dog a bath in your bathroom.

9: He wonders why that eel on his aquarium keeps on dying every time he comes home from a business trip. Note: You were looking after his apartment.

8: He then wonders later why your pussy smell kinda fishy during sex.

7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Doggy and I just finished.”

6: He wonders why the dog he gave you last Christmas suddenly seems to hate him now.

5: You tell him you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.

4: After having a fight, you get drunk and wake up in a stable. You call your boyfriend to pick you up. He asks, “What the hell happened to you?” You answer, “Riding?”

3: He accepts the fact that when he caught you in the cow pen with white milky fluid on your face you were just milking the cows but got so thirsty and drank the milk afterwards..

2: He doesn’t like going to your place anymore because he feels that all your pets are giving him evil looks.

And the number one sign that your Boyfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……

1. You tell him that you want him to fuck her pussy and he says, “Well, okay honey. But could we please get rid of that large tiger first?”