I saw Santa fucking Rudolph: A Bestial X-mas Song
I saw Santa fucking Rudolph
(to the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
I saw Santa fucking Rudolph
Up over the roof last night…
He didn’t see me creep
Up the attic to have a peep
He thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then
I saw Santa sucking Rudolph
Underneath the deer’s belly so white;
Oh
what a laugh it would have been
If the others had only seen
Santa fucking Rudolph last night
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Happy Bestial Holidays!!!
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on December 27th, 2005 at 5:39 pm
Santa Claus is so horny…I guess that’s why he has lots of reindeers!
on December 28th, 2005 at 7:39 pm
I will be archiving this for the next years to come!